Blogging ... Better than that God Character

So ...

I hear you want to talk with someone. At least, I hear you want to talk. Heck, it probably doesn't even matter if anyone's listening. Yap away, good man. Yap away. Because whatever You have to say is right. And important. Yap yap away.

Hey, maybe you just need to get some stuff off your chest. You know, that $50 you blew on the Patriots game, your crappy marriage, why 50% of the population are idiots for liking the other political party.

Well, have I got something for you! It's a new God for the 21st century, shinier and less mean to us mortals: Blogging!

There ain't no one listening, but you're yapping away. Yapping away. Yap yap away.